Grak Weighs In -Soulless Derby

    Greetings, travellers, and welcome to Grak’s lair – please, pull up a rock and put your feet on the pile of rotting anuses Grak has amassed over the past seven seasons (during the Great Butt-Rending).   Grak doesn’t get much news and/or sunlight down in the subterranean underrealms below Derby but recently when…

Listen Here, EU, I’ve Got Something To Say

Alright, mate? How’s it going? How’s the wife and kids? Killed in a barn-fire? I’m sorry to hear that. Anyway, I can’t help but hear all this fuss about the EU. Its all over the place isn’t it? It’s on the tip of everyone’s tongue, like the Strictly final or a small piece of card…

EPISODE #55: Verbal Discharge in the Morning!

Welcome to another installment Verbal Discharge In The Morning, Britain’s premiere light entertainment show broadcast before 12PM! This week, The Jam frontman Paul Weller stops by to tell us about his new album My Name is Paul Weller, Gerbal Steinfeld has all the latest from what pundits are calling ‘The Football’, celebrity chef Liam Gallagher…

EPISODE #54: Euro & Juliet

Hey, nothing went wrong with the recording this week! It’s a minor miracle! And just in time for the Euros, the close of voting registration and the 6th anniversary of an average romcom! We’re back with relatively little thirst vengeance, as we celebrate the most important week of the year, depending on your priorities. This…

The Cursed Ready Meal

God damn. Fucking hell, right. Listen to what happened to me today. I went to Aldi for my fortnightly shop because I’d run out of food – I’d been eating nothing but sandwiches made from uncooked spaghetti for the past few days and Jesus Christ my teeth. Anyway, right, I turned up to Aldi and…

EPISODE #53: Milking Dust From a Fox’s Penis

Hello to anyone listening on iTunes! The show is actually called “Milking Dust from a Fox’s P****. Fox’s P**** is rapper. A very successful rapper, I can’t believe you haven’t heard of the ol’ StarFox before. So, another week, another studio mishap, but another Discharge. We’re all crammed around one mic this week, which is…

EPISODE #52: From The Cutting Room Floor

It’s podcast time again, gang! Only yesterday we found ourselves unable to record this week due to the old technical difficulties, so instead we present half an hour of NEVER BEFORE HEARD bits and pieces from the Verbal Discharge archive! This week, only Robbie is really present, but you can also hear Jordan wait for…

Five Occasions That Prove That Having a Berserker as a Best Friend is Harder Than it Seems.

‘Now don’t get me wrong, deep down, Nathan is a really nice guy. But please don’t bring him to the party tonight, not until he has sorted out of that weird berserker problem of his.’ 1.) Parties     My best friend Nathan is a right laugh, everything he does is proper funny. However, when…

EPISODE #51: Interviewing an Austerity Sandwich

Live show over and done with, it’s back to business as usual with Team Discharge. By which we mean, Ben isn’t here and we talk about George Osborne again. It’s another podcast for your best friends in the whole world. This week, James has a hellish job interview, Jordan eats an old woman and rides…

EPISODE #50: Ducky McGhost Dick LIVE

The following episode was recorded in front of a live studio audience. Verbal Discharge is 50! Not only have people let us do 50 of these, people actually paid to come and see us do the 50th show! But, for those of you who couldn’t be at The Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre last night, walked…

Thursday’s Live Show and all you need to know

This Thursday, at 7PM (Sharp!), The Maypole Cafe-Bar and Theatre shall play host to the greatest show the world has ever seen. Verbal Discharge’s live 50th episode. However, some of you might be wondering what is a Verbal Discharge’s live 50th episode, and why is it and how do I get to such a prestigious…

EPISODE #49: Punk.

Cheap holiday in other people’s misery, I don’t wanna holiday in the sun, at not without a really good podcast. Like Verbal Discharge. Maybe not this episode, but certainly an episode. OK. This episode it is. It’s our final live show on Phantom Radio, and as such we set out to celebrate our time as…